The Cat
November 02, 2025

Christmas Frazzle

 

Christmas is a coming

And the goose is getting fat 

It’ll soon be time for cooking 

I suppose…I’ll be doing that 

 

And what about the tree? 

Oh! I’m doing that bit too?  

And wrapping all the presents? uh huh

There’s so much left to do 

 

Yeah, Christmas time is coming 

It comes, but once a year 

But it brings a lot of doing 

To bring that Christmas cheer

 

And guess who’s doing that doing? 

And making sure it’s done 

Yeah, it’s me, alone, yours truly 

I keep ‘em happy, everyone 

 

Because if it ain’t done right’n’perfect 

There’s always a complaint 

“Where’s my favorite dressing?”

Ohhh, it takes the patience of a saint 

 

But, I’ll keep myself together 

As I finish up my tree 

And I’ll wrap the hundredth present 

You know,

there ain’t nothing under there for me 

 

But oh well, Christmas is for giving 

And for making sure it’s done 

Family, friends, then dinner 

The day is almost won

 

And when it’s finally over 

As the chaos ebbs away 

I thank the Baby Jesus 

That there’s just one Christmas Day

 

 

 

This poem is for all those lovely people

who do everything to make

Christmastime special, thank you